6.8.14

Pms is a bitch...or is that just me?

You know you are pmsing, when you see pictures of your baby and cry for how fast she has grown while she is only 13 months old.
You know you are pmsing when you almost bought a ridiculously expensive puppy, after going to the pet shop for just some frog food.
You know you are pmsing, when you get irritated with your husband when he takes you for a ride to enjoy the afternoon.
You know you are pmsing, when you yell at your husband because he could not smell the cat urine on one of your clean underwear.
You know you are pmsing, when you drink a whole bottle of a two llitre light soda in one seating.
You know you are pmsing when you are bloated enough to have pregnancy flashbacks.
You know you are pmsing when you think burping extremely loud and for a weirdly long period of time in front of your husband is appropriate.
Yes these all happened today.
I know what you are thinking..I am such a catch. He is so lucky to have me.etc etc....

7 comments:

Shadow said...

*giggles* we've all been there...

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Well, at least it was just a good long belch and not a fart!

mxtodis123 said...

I'm sorry for laughing, but I can just picture you sitting in front of your husband burping. I can just imagine the look on his face. I was lucky. Never had PMS.
Mary

Leeanna said...

Wait til you get into menopause. Oy!
Farting in bed is fun, Try it. David and I play fart football. ahahahahahaaa!

Leeanna said...

Wait til you get into menopause. Oy!
Farting in bed is fun, Try it. David and I play fart football. ahahahahahaaa!

AiringMyDirtyLaundry said...

I understand!

I tend to get cranky and I want to eat everything.

Gia said...

Ha! I know this is a little bit dated, but I JUST posted about getting all cranky on Boyfriend, which was kinda mostly possibly pms related.